Sexy Potatoes
I was picking up some salads from the Midtown East neighborhood gem Boi Sandwich yesterday, looking around the restaurant so the guy making my food didn’t feel like I was eagle-eying him to make sure he gave me enough pork, when I noticed a bag of chips that I must have noticed a million times before.
And yet this time, when I looked at the logo on the bag, all I could see were potatoes wearing loose condoms:
I tried to unsee it. I mean, it’s clearly potatoes with their ends sliced off, right? Where the first slice is the tip?
And yet. Condoms.
6 Comments
thickcrust
If you’re going to use subject lines like that you really need to get AdWords on your blog. You’d probably have already earned $10 by now.
plumpdumpling
unapologeticallymundane.com gets bazillions of hits from pervs searching “apple butts” ever since I posted a photo of Tracey and her husband at Applebee’s with a take-home container that he drew a butt on. Strangely, still not a millionaire from that.
jack
Potatoe population control?
Tracey
More like protection from potato-herpes, potatorrhea, and PPV (potato papilloma virus).
plumpdumpling
A+!
You didn’t like potaterpes?
Jack
You should know. Oooooooh snap!